This blog is amazing.
Believe me, it’s very influential around the world. Best on the planet.
I’m expecting major offers to advise world leaders any day now.
Believe me, this will be tremendous and amazing, and very very big.
Some days, I have to wonder why I didn’t leave my absolutely stunning career in print journalism sooner. Readers from those days have been crying out for my byline now that I’m gone.
They are amazing readers, believe me.
Of course, I’ve had some help from the gorgeous, brilliant and talented vice president for overseas operations here at the huge and important World Headquarters building.
You can recognize it by the huge and amazing sign over the door – It’s Personal World Headquarters.
Nobody else, believe me, nobody else is able to put important and meaningful thoughts down in the English language like I can.
Huge fans the world over are recognizing this, from the South Pacific, to Asia, to Western Europe….amazing, amazing people reading every day.
You know, some of the people with small intellects are not so appreciative.
But they are troubled people, some are bringing drugs, some are bringing crime, some are rapists.
Oh sure, some of the Little People may be good people too, and I expect to be hiring hundreds more of them in the future. They can check to see if my computer system is plugged in and things like that.
It will be amazing, believe me.